Let me open doors for you, doors you never dreamed existed. Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death. You may be hungry for something you've never heard of. Maybe you can find it on one of my auction menus. If you don't like Fishberry Jam, raw fish tails or pickled rattlesnake, perhaps you might want a Flaming Mame Daiquiri, a mobile by Yule Oolew or an Almost-Diamond Bracelet. You never know what you might find. Come now, my loves, you must always be perfectly honest with your Auntique Mame, what is it you really want? I have interesting things for you to take back to your own cozy little nook. Things that I have picked up in my travels to places like the pyramids in Egypt, the Eiffel Tower in Paris, Siam, Punjab, Karachi and the Alps; where I lost poor Beau. If I could only show you ……! Oh, well. But do remember darlings, no matter where YOU may travel in life, your Auntique Mame will be right here when you get back. |
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I am retired and enjoying the feast of LIFE
For All Those Born before 1945
